XXXSirEarl × Bio-Dental Monopoly
AVOCADO-BACON TOOTHPASTE
Two Birds. One Tube. Sovereign Smile.
Dental hygiene meets full-body wellness. Blueberry antioxidants, coconut oil pulling, turmeric glow, and baking soda that works from the mouth down.
🧪 Choose Your Formula
Avocado-Bacon or Butterscotch-Bacon — both powered by the Blueberry Whitening Vector
🥑🥓 Avocado & Bacon — Ingredient Breakdown
Avocado Oil
Deep enamel moisturizer
35%
Bacon Juice
Smoky flavor binder
20%
Blueberry Extract
Antioxidant whitening agent
20%
Coconut Oil
Antibacterial oil-pull base
15%
Baking Soda
Enamel polish + libido boost
10%
🐦🐦 Two Birds, One Stone — Body Wellness Loop
Heal the mouth. Heal the body. Inside and outside at the same time.
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Enamel Polish
Baking soda microabrasion removes surface stains at the molecular level.
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Coconut Oil Pull
Antibacterial oil-pull base that dismantles plaque architecture.
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Turmeric Glow
Anti-inflammatory turmeric activates gum tissue regeneration.
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Blueberry Whiten
Anthocyanin antioxidants brighten enamel while neutralizing bacteria.
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Libido Boost
Baking soda alkalizes the body pH — two birds, one stone.
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Avocado Moisture
Oleic acid seals micro-fractures in enamel for lasting hydration.
💎 Bio-Dental Tiers
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STARTER
Single Bio-Tube
One tube of your chosen formula.
$89
SOVEREIGN
Two-Bird Kit
Both formulas + coconut oil pull set + turmeric booster.
$299
VAULT
Smile-Vault Bundle
Monthly supply + body wellness loop + XXXSirEarl certificate.
$999